The Epic of a Damsel ALWAYS in Distress

No, I am not Rapunzel.

Neither am I Sleeping Beauty.

Nor am I Snow White.

And I am so not Cinderella.



I am not your perfect damsel.

I don't live in a castle, nor wear expensive gowns.

My life is absolutely not a fairytale.

I am not a princess whining (and waiting) for my prince to save me from my distress.



But here's the thing:

I am the combination of Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Cinderella and Rapunzel. I want to know more about myself, to see and explore the world, and to find my prince.

In short, I am Sleeping White Cinder-zel. Haha. Just kidding.



In reality, I am a damsel who acts like a baby, eats Jolly Krunchy Twirl in Mcdo, and preys on food as if I have a cobra in my stomach.



I am an ordinary lady who you might have passed by running on the streets muttering, "Omg, late na ko."



By this time, you're rolling your eyes but admit it. You know you love me.



"How can you save a damsel when she loves her distress?"