GODZILLA IS BACK.
The day started out as a bitchy day when it gotten even worse. Because just a few hours ago, our worst enemy dealt us with a surprise blow. That is, a surprise inspection on our house.
Worst enemy = Land lady.
We felt like guinea pigs under close investigation in an experiment.
The witch, or also known as the land lady, came to visit our house. She was running wild like the dragon in yesterday’s dragon dance. All that was missing in her act was the fire coming out of her mouth. If she breathes fire, I would shove the fire extinguisher in her huge mouth in order to keep her quiet. I was so pissed but I still smiled (See 2nd post). Ang plastic.
We have the right to have our privacy. She can’t just barge into our house without any notice or something. Even if she owned the compound, we paid for the rent and we are not disobeying any rules. That was just so rude.
And not only that, she was shouting inside the house without any consideration that we have guests inside the house. She must be Godzilla in disguise. She made my already bad day even worse.
Though she is Godzilla in disguise, she met her counterpart, who was Elmer Cahilog. She was talking with us when she asked us where we came from.
GODZILLA: “Ikaw, iha, taga saan ka? Manila di ba?”
ZAB: “Opo.”
GODZILLA: “Eh, ikaw?” Then she faced Elmer.
ELMER: “Mindanao po.”
GODZILLA: “Saan sa Mindanao?”
ELMER: “Cotabato po.”
GODZILLA: (pause) “Di ka naman muslim di ba?”
(Nung mga panahong iyon, nanliit si Godzilla dahil nalaman niya na tagaMindanao si Elmer. Sumisigaw siya noon, pero biglang lumiit ang kanyang boses. Takot siya no? Buti nga.)
