IF I WERE A COW…
I am not a cow. You are not a cow. We are not cows. Then why did you serve us a plate full of grass?!
Hindi pala damo yun. Pesto pala. Pestong nagmumukhang at naglalasang damo. Kung may natutunan man ako sa karanasang naranasan ko ngayon, ito ay, ‘DO NOT JUDGE PESTO BY ITS COVER.’
I will not mention the name of that restaurant because they might sue me for this. But for those who were with me today, I’m sure you know the name of the restaurant I’m talking about. We’ve been eating in that restaurant for three consecutive nights and I’m getting disgusted more and more each day. “Una, ang problema ay service, ngayon, food naman.” Frankly, we are not there for the food. We are just using their beloved wifi. Yes, I know. Manggagamit kami. We are the WIFI THIEVES.
The night was finally over, I felt very happy with the company of my friends but my heart is crying… together with my stomach.
Heart: “Ang mahal ng kinain ko.”
Stomach: “Di ko alam na P71 na pala ang damo ngayon.”
Even if I didn’t enjoy the food, the service made me happy. Especially the kuya who served us. Because he made me truly happy, let me share to you my favorite quote from him:
“Ma’am, ano pong order niyo? Meron po kaming Hot Chuculeit.”
I love you, Kuya. You are great. I shall forever remember this day until I get memory loss.
Paalala: Ang pangalang ng nasabing restawran ay ituturing na sikreto lamang. Hindi nais ng manunulat na makasuhan dahil wala siyang pampiyansa kung sakali mang maturing na ‘GUILTY’ dahil sa kanyang panlalait. Nais lamang niya na ipahayag ang kanyang mga dinaramdam. Kaya para walang away, itatawag na lang natin ang pook na tinutukoy sa pangalang ‘pook na katabi ng greenwich sa session road’. Ayan. Di na halata. Maraming salamat.
Ang masasabi ko lang? Pesteng pesto.
Gossip Girl Photo courtesy of gossipgirlinsider.com (You cannot not love GG) :p
